JOIN: Guilty America
Americans love to feel guilty about something: drinking, gambling, sexing, watching TV, sucking on hard candy, calling someone a cad, the list goes on. We feel guilty because we don't believe that perfection is possible and we must find something to blame for our failure. Track the number of times you feel guilty each day on the "Schmuck" meter. Fortunately, it is our guilt that pushes us to be innovators and constantly seek improvement. We still rule and you can keep track of your good deeds on the You Done Good? zeaLOG.
August 29, 2008
2 schmucks
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Aug 28, 2008 12:00PM 2.0 SCHMUCKS
A Miller Lite and some Chex Mix before bed.
August 28, 2008
4 schmucks
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Aug 28, 2008 8:42AM 4.0 SCHMUCKS
I gots-ta lay off the wine and Cheez-its.
August 15, 2008
1 schmuck
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Aug 15, 2008 9:57PM 1.0 SCHMUCKS
Goofing off online instead of working on my book.
August 14, 2008
Not sure I've ever heard "long-haul" used in a positive light.
August 14, 2008
Also, you can chain them in the basement and have them make shoes.
August 14, 2008
same advice I gave to one of our interns the other day. For your first marriage, choose wisely so you can have your kids then divorce and have half your time free. Save the long-haul mate considerations for number 2.
August 14, 2008
How do you get rid of children for an entire weekend, is there a kennel for that or something?
August 14, 2008
1 schmuck
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Aug 14, 2008 2:34PM 1.0 SCHMUCKS
Not ever getting coffee for Bob when we (briefly) shared a place. http://zealog.com/bobroth/z...