JOIN: Guilty America
Americans love to feel guilty about something: drinking, gambling, sexing, watching TV, sucking on hard candy, calling someone a cad, the list goes on. We feel guilty because we don't believe that perfection is possible and we must find something to blame for our failure. Track the number of times you feel guilty each day on the "Schmuck" meter. Fortunately, it is our guilt that pushes us to be innovators and constantly seek improvement. We still rule and you can keep track of your good deeds on the You Done Good? zeaLOG.
May 23, 2008
1 schmuck
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May 23, 2008 11:07AM 1.0 SCHMUCKS
Wishing there were more slackers out there so the Goober's Lab tournament would restart.
May 23, 2008
2 schmucks
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May 23, 2008 8:18AM 2.0 SCHMUCKS
2 credits. One for hating the people better than me at boot camp for being too fast. One for hating the people worse than me for being too slow..
May 22, 2008
10.5 SCHMUCKS for getting funky on that many long necked Buds at the pool hall
May 22, 2008
2 SCHMUCK CREDITS for going to work at 4 AM yesterday, in order to get off and watch entire game LIVE as ManYoo wins on penalty kicks
May 22, 2008
1 schmuck
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May 20, 2008 12:00PM 1.0 SCHMUCKS
Decided that I wasn't going to do ALL the work in the relationship anymore and felt 10 seconds of guilt for leaving her in the lurch.
May 22, 2008
1 schmuck
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May 22, 2008 7:06PM 1.0 SCHMUCKS
Drinking a glass (bottle) of wine while my bro-in-law gets WiiFit.
May 22, 2008
1 schmuck
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May 22, 2008 5:43PM 1.0 SCHMUCKS
Ordering pizza with all the meats. Gimme grease. Gimme fat.
May 22, 2008
Seriously genius zeaLOG.