JOIN: Guilty America
Americans love to feel guilty about something: drinking, gambling, sexing, watching TV, sucking on hard candy, calling someone a cad, the list goes on. We feel guilty because we don't believe that perfection is possible and we must find something to blame for our failure. Track the number of times you feel guilty each day on the "Schmuck" meter. Fortunately, it is our guilt that pushes us to be innovators and constantly seek improvement. We still rule and you can keep track of your good deeds on the You Done Good? zeaLOG.
May 22, 2008
BTW, they are my sister's kids, not mine. If they were mine then I'd have to make it worth about 4 Schmucks.
May 22, 2008
1 schmuck
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May 22, 2008 3:16PM 1.0 Schmucks
Bolting outta my sister's place before the kids get off the bus 'cause once that happens I can't get any more work done!
May 22, 2008
1 schmuck
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May 22, 2008 9:00AM 1.0 Schmucks
went to school to help set up "gold miner day" and had to bail and go to work instead of hang out with son.
May 22, 2008
Pure. Unadulterated. Genius.
May 22, 2008
I always imagine Kristen Wiig with "oh dear" which makes me laugh really hard.
May 22, 2008
What does everyone think: I was measuring in "Oh Dears," but I just changed it to the "Schmuck" meter. Preference?
May 22, 2008
Why, thank ya!
May 22, 2008
p.s. this is a genius zeaLOG.